Dear Dad
...we are eating so much that once again we are almost out of fruit. We have 3 jars of bananas left and that is it! Please buy us some more fruit so we can continue to grow strong and healthy!!
Thanks,
JAW
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Kids,
It is about time that you start taking care of yourselves. I mean most parents in the animal kingdom have already kicked you out of the nest or tried to eat you by now. I believe that your mother and I have been very understanding and supportive of your development. I will get you more fruit but I expect to see some more ownership on your part as well. Areas for improvement include:
Using the toilet not diapers
Feeding yourself
No more drooling
No more screaming
We will discuss again during your annual review when we work on your Individual Development Plans.
Have a great day,
Dad